Nifty, Thrifty, and Chic?

No I did not buy this shirt, but I saw in glaring from the rack at Savers and simply had to give it a whirl. Yes, I believe Napoleon is on the back, but he doesn't have dynamite, just a horse. I hate to confess that I was sorely tempted to snag this thing. Two problems though. 
1. There are Catholic bishops on the front and I do not want to be disrespectful of any religion. 2. Saggy armpits. I hate, hate, hate saggy armpits on a shirt.
Sorry Napoleon. You are staying on the rack today.

- From my iPhone